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Jul 16, 2007

Wrong Email Address

A Minneapolis couples decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.

So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in the room, and he decided to send an email to his wife.

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without noticing his error, sent the email to the wrong address.

Meanwhile... a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a Minister who was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email, expecting massages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and then fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and then glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Date: Friday, October 13, 2005
Subject: I have Arrived!

Dearest Love:

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send email to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you then.
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S... Sure is freaking hot down here!!

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1 comment:

Lisa said...

lol yes that'd have me screaming and fainting too...imagine that, thinking you were going to be meeting your maker the next day? I'd be like, "But I haven't done this yet, and I haven't done that yet...I need more time!!...and.."I'm going to HELL??" (quite possibly)

Sorry bout the lack of commenting, I have been around about here you know, I was sure you'd see me in your stats. And didn't you have another post up here after the Old Rivers one? am I mistaken that you removed it? I might be confused due to lack of sleep lately but I actually thought you'd posted something else between this and Old Rivers.