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Oct 16, 2009

Mysterious Box

Martha, sitting on the exam table was thinking to herself, "what am I going to do? Richard's going to kill me when he finds out I'm pregnant again". Wondering how she's going to tell him was still bugging her. The doctor walked in the room saying, "Mrs Fisk, you're going to have a baby boy in about eight months".

"Baby boy, you mean it's a boy"? "Yes", said the doctor,"the tests we've taken show the sex to be a male, congratulations. What does your husband think about your being pregnant"? Martha answered, "I haven't told him yet, but I can guarantee you he won't like it".

Driving home Martha thought she would figure something out by this evening. She knew she had to tell him sooner or later. Richard opens the door and calls to Martha that he is home. Martha looks at him and smiles as he sets his brief case down and begins to open the box that was sitting in front of the door as he came in from work.

Removing the packaging and all the tape he begins to pull out the contents, a pacifier, a small, blue blanket, a box of new born diapers and a pair of really small tennis shoes.

Richard said, "What the heck is all of this, did some one send this to the wrong address"? Martha said, "No honey, it's somebody's way of saying congratulations, your going to be a daddy again". With that being said, Martha hears a noise behind her, she turns around and finds Richard lying on the floor. Martha grabs a cold, wet towel and begins wiping Richard's face.

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1 comment:

~willow~ said...

I'm intrigued. I'm going to guess there's some hereditary/genetic disease, probably on Richard's side, that they'd rather not perpetuate. :D Would love to know more!

Here's my take on the same prompt.