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Dec 20, 2009

Microfiction #10

I saw Mommie kissing Santa Claus last year,but this year he

comes back with his bags packed smoking a pipe looks like
he'll be here awhile

Microfiction means the shortest of short stories. Think of complete stories that can be told in under a minute. For this game, the limit is a tweetable 140 characters or even fewer. Every Sunday evening She'll post a photo or illustration, followed by Her own 140-character story. All you have to do is write your own 140-character story about the picture and post the story on your blog. Don't forget to sign into Mr. Linky! Stony River leaving a comment after posting your Blog Address so others can come and read your entry.

1 peter4:7 But the end of all things is at hand: be ye therefore sober, and watch unto prayer.

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9 comments:

Charlene Amsden said...: Hey, being Santa's kid - -even Santa's step kid -- could be a great gig. Imagine all the fun you'd have borrowing his rig!; 12/20/2009 11:35 PM
Brian Miller said...: teehee, thanks for the chuckle...nicely done!; 12/21/2009 3:43 AM
SouthLakesMom said...: If he'd only left that pipe behind, he'd be welcome!; 12/21/2009 4:54 AM
Maude Lynn said...: Sounds like he's moving in!; 12/21/2009 5:57 AM
Susan at Stony River said...: OMG, Larry, I love this one! That must have been soooome kiss!
ROFL; 12/21/2009 7:43 AM
Peggy said...: Hey larry, this is so funny. The picture of Santa being in kissing someone different then Mrs Claus will send me into therepy. I'll go willingly "laughing all the way,"hey.
Merry Christmas friend! Read you on the other side.; 12/21/2009 8:01 AM
Anonymous said...: WOAH...that must have been some kiss last year. Great take on this my friend. Well done. Happy Holidays to you and your family :); 12/21/2009 9:10 AM
hope said...: That is so funny! I love the ones that make me giggle. :)

Here's wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas!; 12/21/2009 1:34 PM
Bill ~ {The Old Fart} said...: The Fringe Benefits of having Santa come to stay. Boy one would have to be nice every day of the year.

Merry Christmas.; 12/21/2009 5:23 PM

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