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Feb 4, 2010

The Villan

As she stepped into the shower he whispered, “back up to the bed behind you and lye down.” She pleaded, “there's no reason to hurt me, just do what you want.” As he came closer she gently moved her hands to his testicles, squeezing them forcefully, "now genius, pick up the phone and dial 911.”

55 words. It's fun exciting and definitely a challenge making sure to use no more than fifty five words and no less of course and you must read the ones of your fellow writers. Gmans Place Let the G-Man know if you write one Why Gman's? Place because he's the Man who came up with this great Idea.

1994 – 2010

13 comments:

Ronda Laveen said...: Apparently, genius is not so smart!; 2/05/2010 12:09 AM
Mike Minzes said...: Interesting 55.; 2/05/2010 2:04 AM
Hootin Anni said...: One word.......whoa!!!!

Thanks for stopping by....Mine's HERE. Scroll down below my Friday's Show n Tell to find my 55.

Have a great weekend.; 2/05/2010 2:29 AM
Brian Miller said...: nice...a well deserved surprise for an otherwise dispicable person...making him call 911...nice touch.

my 55 is up!; 2/05/2010 4:02 AM
Anonymous said...: "Go girl" is my immediate reaction. And a hearty thank you for the reminder of the right spot to go for should it ever become necessary.

I'm up:

Friday Flash 55 ~ Checkmate; 2/05/2010 4:13 AM
Jessie said...: interesting ... the 911 part was a unique touch.; 2/05/2010 6:12 AM
Anonymous said...: Kind of reminds me of what G-man did last week.; 2/05/2010 10:23 AM
♥ Boomer ♥ said...: I wouldn't give him a chance to dial. We are LTC in our family. And we mean business!; 2/05/2010 3:56 PM
hope said...: Two simultaneous thoughts: "You go girl!" and "OUCH!"

Yours are always entertaining!; 2/05/2010 4:00 PM
inappropriatesue said...: OUCH! And I'm not even a guy, LOL. Nice 55!
I'm up right HERE; 2/05/2010 5:21 PM
G-Man said...: Hey Larry...
I Love it when the woman has the upper hand!
Or in this case the Lower Hand!
Hahahahaha...
Excellent 55 My Friend..
Thank You so much for playing today, and have a Kick Ass Week-End!; 2/05/2010 5:27 PM
SandyCarlson said...: Some women, you don't mess with!; 2/05/2010 6:24 PM
Nishant said...: interesting ... the 911 part was a unique touch.

Work From Home; 2/12/2010 5:56 PM

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