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Mar 2, 2010

Love Boat

          


                           




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     Thinking of an experience I once had when I was married to a girl I thought I was in love with, of course there were two others before her that I felt the same way about. One day I went to the park and sat down to enjoy the sun shine since it was a beautiful day probably seventy five degree's. I looked up as her body cast a shadow over me. She threw the manila envelope in front of me and said sarcastically, "heres your divorce papers, Larry I hope you enjoy them because I certainly will enjoy mine". I thanked her for my permanent release and freedom from her self indulgent ways.




     Thinking to myself, oh how I'm going to enjoy them you will never know. I stood up and started walking toward my car, leaving her behind. I suddenly found myself pulling in front of a tattoo shop. I walked in and started looking at all the different tattoo's one can buy. I walked over to the artist and asked him if he remembered the days of the television sequel "Love Boat" back in the seventies? He said, “yes.” I asked him if I draw the picture of the “Love Boat” could he make a tattoo of it? he said, “yes”. I drew a picture of a sunken love boat, handed it to him and pulled my pants down to bare my ass and told him, “tattoo it on the right cheek,please.” This is how I celebrated my divorce from the self indulgent ex wife I now have by having a sunken love boat tatooed on the right cheek of my ass.



     The day I received the tattoo I was changing clothes after taking a shower. My girlfriend was looking at my back side very interested in my tattoo. She kept coming over to where I was, looking. I asked her What is it you find so amusing, dear?
 


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10 comments:

Stan Ski said...

Cheeky, but(t) good story.

Peggy said...

Larry;

Was the humor and pain from the union enough to cover two cheeks or just one? Kind of like the Titanic going down down down.

Peggy said...

Oops , I forgot to say...Larry you have a wicked sense of humor and always tell a good story!

Missy said...

LOL..... to funny, That must have been a Titanic of a tat.

Julie Jordan Scott said...

YOUCH... on many levels.

illyriataylor said...

LMAO. I like your style of revenge. Great read!

hope said...

And thus the Ex became the butt of the joke. ;)

Nara said...

Funny. I love what you did with this prompt. I can see that sinking ship.

G-Man said...

You put That to an end!

Jessie said...

this is an entertaining read Larry.

laughing smiles,