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Dec 13, 2009

Microfiction #9













Ever since Abdul got his family jewels hung up on the saddle horn he started standing up when he goes for his weekend ride mom hates it.




                  


                                                                        







1st Peter 4:15 But let none of you suffer as a murderer,    or as a thief, or as an evildoer, or as a busybody in other mens matters.

at Sunday, December 13, 2009

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

First I hope your surgery goes well. I'm glad you are playing this. It's a blast and your story is just great. Gotta protect them family jewels I'll say :) Have a good one :)

12/13/2009 8:46 PM
Peggy said...

I ditto Thom, hope your surgery goes great and you'll be back blogging real soon!
You're story made me wince and I'm a girl. You sure haven't lost your sense of humor! Really funny take on the picture! :)

12/13/2009 9:27 PM
SouthLakesMom said...

Ouch. Just ouch.

12/14/2009 4:38 AM
Anonymous said...

I can see how such an accident would change one's stance!

Hope your surgery goes well.

12/14/2009 6:41 AM
Monkey Man said...

Seems we have to get to an extreme before we decide to change.

12/14/2009 7:59 AM
Granny Sue said...

snarf!

12/14/2009 9:20 AM
Susan at Stony River said...

Wouldn't a pillow be easier? ROFL! But who could blame him? (and it explains the fierce look on his face too well--)

Meanwhile I hope you're doing well and recovering fast.

12/14/2009 9:41 AM
Bill ~ {The Old Fart} said...

I hope the surgery goes well.

Fun Microfiction Monday. I'd too be standing.

12/14/2009 10:53 AM
hope said...

First, I hope this finds you well after surgery.

Gee, between you and Susan, this poor guy will never sit down again. :)

But it's funny. Maybe because I AM a girl. ;)

12/14/2009 10:58 AM
g-man said...

Bon Chance Larry......G

12/14/2009 3:01 PM
Jessie said...

poor Abdul ...

i hope you are recuperating quickly!

smiles,

12/15/2009 9:03 AM

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